Thursday, January 31, 2013

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Oh No, Pepper's Coming

( doorbell rings)
Winy Child - Hi Elizabeth.
Elizabeth - (thinking) Let's see...nice haircut, cheap suit, but good...no disasters.
Winy Child - We're ready!
Elizabeth - ( thinking) Man the lifeboats.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Pepper's Diary

It's an Eat Contest

Pepper - Gulp
Winy Child - I've seen better.
Pepper - That's nothing.  Watch this.
Winy Child - Uh huh.
Elizabeth - How did...?
Winy Child - Don't ask.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Yeah, It Cheered Him Up

Elizabeth - Pepper?
Pepper - Yes?
Elizabeth - Don't you think that you and Mrs. Wilson should make up and be friends?
Pepper - Har har har!
Winy Child - How did the talk go?
Elizabeth - It seemed to cheer him up.

A Real Dog

Pepper - Makeup!...No autographs please.

Scary Sled

Winy Child - Help!  Eeeeeeeee!  Aaaaaaa!
Pepper - Freedom is overrated.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

I Don't Think I'll Trust Him in a Lifetime

Winy Child - Pepper?
Pepper - Yes?
Winy Child - I trust that you can be trusted.
Pepper - Why yes! ( pause) Uh...I mean I found your wallet.

All the Rage

Pepper - Wow!  It's a scorcher today!
( IDEA!)
Socks - Are those frozen peas?
Pepper - They're all the rage this summer!

Monday, January 14, 2013

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Giant Bulldog

Hello?  Hello?
We have a bet.  Socks says you sleep too much.
And I think you should get your lazy bum off the ground and do something!
You owe me.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Girls Are Soooooo Sensitive

Elizabeth - I like this movie
Winy Child - Me too
Elizabeth - This part is so sad ( sniff), I can't help it
Winy Child - Excuse me for a sec
( HONK, HONK, sniff, WAAAAHH, honk, honk, honk!!)
Winy Child - Feel better?
Elizabeth - Sigh, boyfriends...
Pepper - Winy...Striiikes again!

Sunday, January 6, 2013

I'm a Techno-pup

"Sigh...Nobody calls me"
"That's probably because it's his hair razor"

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Crazy...Yeah, Right

"I'm not going to do anything today"
"Hmmm.  I'm not even going to change your litter box"