Pepper on Police:
I would like to be a police dog so I could say "Freeze slime ball" and stop at the donut shop whenever I liked
Pepper on Cats:
Cats schmats. Whatever. Dogs are great, cats you hate.
Pepper on Food:
Garfield prefers fat, I prefer thin,
Pepper on Camping:
I hate camping. The shrinking tents, the tv gets lousy reception. And the bugs - they're more annoying than a herd of insurance salesmen.
Pepper on Donuts:
I love dunking donuts in coffee in the morning.
Pepper on Meateaters:
I'm a meat-eatin dog. Wolves eat meat so why should I not like it?