Saturday, June 2, 2012

Pepper's Guide to Everything

Pepper on Police:

I would like to be a police dog so I could say "Freeze slime ball" and stop at the donut shop whenever I liked

Pepper on Cats:

Cats schmats.  Whatever.  Dogs are great, cats you hate.

Pepper on Food:

Garfield prefers fat, I prefer thin,

Pepper on Camping:

I hate camping.  The shrinking tents, the tv gets lousy reception.  And the bugs - they're more annoying than a herd of insurance salesmen.

Pepper on Donuts:

I love dunking donuts in coffee in the morning.

Pepper on Meateaters:

I'm a meat-eatin dog.  Wolves eat meat so why should I not like it?

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