Thursday, May 24, 2012

Soks goes to a magic shop

Winy Child - We're goeg to the magic shop
Soks - I'm so happy I culd just barf
Soks - You can hear that sarcazum folks.  I HAVE to do it

Winy Child - Lets go!
Winy Child slams door on Soks.  Soks sees stars, leaves through pet door

at the magic shop...
Wizard - We have evry magic trik.  Thairs my dog Merlin
Soks - Ladys and girms - the 200 yard dash!
Merlin dog - grrrrrrr
Soks - Or not!
Cat and dog fight
Soks - aaaaaaa!

Soks is on the wall, then the ceiling.  Merlin dog looks up at him with stretchy eyeballs

The end

Thursday, May 17, 2012

I won an award!

i am so exitid that i won an award from a blog called grass oil.  i dont read it a lot but mama does and she thinks its funny.  the secont i herd abot it i went screming downstirs to tell dada.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Pepper's Day

Pepper is asleep and the alarm clock rings.
Stupid alarm clock. "Why did we even buy it?"
Winy child - "Your usual?"
Pepper - "My usual"

Winy Child - "Getting yer coffee"
Soks - "Good morning Pepper"
Pepper - "It must be hard to talk in a tiny word bubble.  Come"
Soks - "okay"
Pepper - " I tricked him into going for an exercise walk!"


Soks - "Good bye dog catcher!"
Pepper - "Aaaaaaa!"
They run away
Pepper - "That DID take a lot of exercise..."
Pepper comes in through the doggie door and goes to bed.  "That was a long day"


Monday, May 7, 2012

Tumbleweed Hairball

Whiny Child - "What are you playing?
Pepper - "Tumbleweed"
Soks hacks up giant hairball "Tumbleweed!"
Whiny Child - "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
"So this is how you play it"